Big Ed’s Neck

Marissa goes 50/50
Catie gets around
Shea gets his eggs washed
Aisha wants to speak to the manager
Debbie gets the full tour
Malorie gets salty
Thomas is minimal

Marissa said yes to the dress
Mallory is a redneck woman, she ain’t no high-class broad
Ashia is prophthetic
Shea is every middle-aged dad at the BBQ
Catie is a trustafarian

Emma gets ghosted
Aviva dodges a bullet
Rick is a sex pest
Laura told a lie
Elise breaks down
Lisa can’t get service
Javon pulls a fast one
Forrest can’t get off the teet

Elise is a needy bitch
Rick is embarrassing 
Forrest has no income
Jovan bats out of league
Lisa vomits lies

Jovon clogged the toilet
Lisa kidnaps
Laura presumes
Elise is caught is a bad bromance
Rick projects
Emma has a backup plan

Lisa shits the bed
Elise gets denied
Aviva plays the fool
Forrest is more full of shit than a Christmas goose
Rick wants to wrestle at home

Rick comes clean
Laura fuels addiction
Lisa wigs out
Jovon is constipated
Emma is a zero
Aviva plays the fool
Forrest is locked out
Elise is BACK