Big Ed’s Neck

Emma gets ghosted
Aviva dodges a bullet
Rick is a sex pest
Laura told a lie
Elise breaks down
Lisa can’t get service
Javon pulls a fast one
Forrest can’t get off the teet

Elise is a needy bitch
Rick is embarrassing 
Forrest has no income
Jovan bats out of league
Lisa vomits lies

Jovon clogged the toilet
Lisa kidnaps
Laura presumes
Elise is caught is a bad bromance
Rick projects
Emma has a backup plan

Lisa shits the bed
Elise gets denied
Aviva plays the fool
Forrest is more full of shit than a Christmas goose
Rick wants to wrestle at home

Rick comes clean
Laura fuels addiction
Lisa wigs out
Jovon is constipated
Emma is a zero
Aviva plays the fool
Forrest is locked out
Elise is BACK

Rick plays with lemur
Forrest’s finances is no one’s business
Jovon gets red pilled
Laura  is the third wheel
Lisa gets clowned

Aviva dictates
Lisa is an ass man
Rick is a Splenda daddy
Forrest has an American physique 
Laura falls for the okey-doke

Pattiya’s been lifting up the skirt of the night
Luke’s ready to jump the broom
Jenny lost her mind
Chloe has had enough

Jenny wants out
Chloe paints herself into a corner
Manon quickly changes her mind
Greta doesn’t change her mind