Big Ed’s Neck

Bilal washes his lady parts
Jibri has doubts
Emily drops “hints”
Patrick tightens the purse
Kara wants to be bossed around
Yve breaks curfew
Bini humps the floor

Bini fights like a girl
Pat does tongue stuff
Yve doesn't convert
Jibri gives a sissy slap
Emily doesn't know when to shut up
Bilal's all wet

Yve cleans out her closet
Kara forgot that she cheats
Jibri has a fun nana
Emily doesn’t realize that everyone hates her
Ari wears cringey tourist clothes
Bilal is unwanted

Jibri's mom is judging
Ari crushes dreams
Patrick's brother drops the steak
Yve needs a rulebook
Kara reads Guillermo's messages
Bilal is dishing it without taking it

Emily is disrespectful and controlling
Bilal wants a trophy
Ari becomes cursed with responsibility 
Patrick gets waxed
Kara's uncle is Liam Neeson
Yve doesn’t make breakfast

Ari doesn’t say goodbye
Emily looks like her dad
Patrick tests positive 
Jibri peels his cheese
Kara’s the boss sometimes
Bilal’s a blue-eyed baby

Bilal’s joke bombs
Yve wipes her butt
Ari wears pinot
Jibri’s gotta get his credit score right
Emily is born again virgin

Bilal drives the mystery machine
Kara’s engaged to a toddler
Jibri pulled a Spongebob
Yvette makes sounds
Emily wants to get it in

Bilal adjusts himself
Kara likes beautiful young boys
Jibri’s mom went to nude beaches
Emily’s parents don’t approve 
Marty’s got a terminal illness

A summary of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days season 5--
Mikey B. is an unsocialized chump
Kimberly got the yam yam
Gino's a gringo bonito
Ella's an insecure bore
Memphis poops
Ben offers unsolicited advice
Caleb should have fucked Elijah