Big Ed’s Neck

Natalie is an emotional river
Caesar is a happy accident
Debbie retires her battery operated buddy
Tania wants to speak donkey
Veronica went to clown college

Victoria is nomadic
Emma’s a flying Turkey
Kadie hires a tutor
Calum puts a ring on it

Elizabeth gets therapy
Angela flirts for charity
Sumit takes on responsibility
Liz screws her dad at night
Usman’s milkshake brought the boys to the yard
Bilal’s clock is ticking

Kim meets the fam-bam
Jenny fails to meet expectations
Angela gives too much information
Ed is not a success story
Bilal is disappointed

Victoria is dating a child
Shaun is empty
Pat gets Greecie
Calum is missing a ring

Elizabeth has performance anxiety
Jenny gets disowned
Ed rebels against his mom
Yara’s under the influence
Kim wants a blessing
Shaeeda gets bullied

Pat ran out of puff
Kadie’s had the shits like never before
Richard goes for a drink, again
Calum has possum pie

Sumit drops the bomb 
Bilal skinned a teddy bear
Kim is a sister wife
Elizabeth has resting fart face
Jovi is Mr. Mom

Richard buys booty shorts
Emma parties with chicks and dicks
Shaun will tell the truth tomorrow
Calum is damn gay

Richard has camel-toe 
Kadie gets seasick 
Emma gets shot in the face
Sean leaves Victoria unsatisfied