Big Ed’s Neck

Natalie doesn’t know how pregnancy works
Tania sets her intentions
Tiffany gets her first kiss
Debbie gives up the ash
Caesar speaks love
Veronica gets her cheeks cleaned

Debbie knows everything
Natalie confuses everyone
Tiffany names her genitals
Caesar has kind eyes

Angela acts reasonably 
Elizabeth gets fishy
Ed is mistaken for bait
Jovi wants to wait
Bilal hears what he wants to hear
Kim got birthday yammy

Debbie packs lube
Caesar is unwanted
Veronica sets boundaries, regrets it immediately
Natalie misses the point

Jenny gets zipped
Angela’s smoking in the girl’s room
Kim contemplates throwing hot coffee 
Ed calls the kettle black
Yara don’t have to live like a refugee
Libby’s sisters enable

Emma gets burned
Shaun’s got a rash
Richard takes no responsibility
Pat is let down

Natalie is an emotional river
Caesar is a happy accident
Debbie retires her battery operated buddy
Tania wants to speak donkey
Veronica went to clown college

Victoria is nomadic
Emma’s a flying Turkey
Kadie hires a tutor
Calum puts a ring on it

Elizabeth gets therapy
Angela flirts for charity
Sumit takes on responsibility
Liz screws her dad at night
Usman’s milkshake brought the boys to the yard
Bilal’s clock is ticking

Kim meets the fam-bam
Jenny fails to meet expectations
Angela gives too much information
Ed is not a success story
Bilal is disappointed